Framed Documents #205: Zoolander

Microfiche – nice touch, Zoolander art department people!

Bathtub Blowdryer
Mishap Ends Life
of Model

Noted male model Emmanuel was electrocuted while blow-drying his hair in the bathtub of his Rio de Janeiro hotel room. The hairdryer, a Maxi Blowizard…

Male Model dies in
freak gym accident

Ray Villalobos, 30, died of strangulation caused by a dumbbell crushing his windpipe while working out at Tuff’s gym. Police investigators were puzzled by the death of the normally safety conscious male model…

Model Crushed to
Death in Tragic Orgy

Anton Squire, the “here’s the beef” man from American Fun Club expired early this morning in what was described by attendees as a “lifestyle retreat.” The three men and four women participating in the sex free for all…


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