Framed Documents #372: The Killing Gene

Crap pretend police paperwork (Courier?! Methinks someone tried to use a snazzy non-default font but forgot to install it properly) from sloppy thriller The Killing Gene AKA W∆Z:

POLICE REPORT
SUSPECT FORM

TO BE COMPLETED FULLY, AND PRINTED IN BLACK INK OR TYPESCRIPT
IF ADDICTIONAL [sic] SUBJECTS, PLEASE USE A SEPERATE [sic] NYPD B FOR EACH

Nice touch on this one, though, with the whole cops-know-fuckall-about-drugs nugget ‘crystal methadone’:

NAME OF SUBJECT: DANIEL LEONE

SUBJECT HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH THE SELLING OF ‘crack cocaine’.

SUBJECT HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH THE POSSESSION OF ‘crack cocaine’, ‘HEROIN’ AND ‘CRYSTAL METHADONE’.

SUBJECT HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH THE POSSESSION OF CRYSTAL METHADONE

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